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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Women's English


When a lady says....

It actually means.....


Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = No.

We need = I want.

I am sorry = You'll be sorry.

We need to talk = You're in trouble.

Of course, go ahead = You better not.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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